and i looked up. we had an audience...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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