i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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