You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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