Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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