Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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