I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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