420 ftw
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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