Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think your dad took our porno
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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