Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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