FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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