She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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