The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
BRING THE BAGELS
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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