gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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