Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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