but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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