Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My ass is underappreciated
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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