Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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