it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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