I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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