omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I look better un-naked...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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