I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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