She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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