I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize