Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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