Pappa wants mamma naked
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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