You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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