Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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