the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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