Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
send nudes
from the living room?
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