Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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