if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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