My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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