its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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