I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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