that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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