I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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