Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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