Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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