Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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