Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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