All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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