Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize