This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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