lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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