im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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