Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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