'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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