She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He better not be in your backpack
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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