dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I need water and some morals
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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