The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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